Me: Harry.
Umi: The curly one with the strangely long torso. Voice of an angel.
Me: Niall.
Umi: Blonde. Irish. Always laughing or eating. Voice of an angel.
Me: Liam.
Umi: Daddy Direction! Changes his hair all of the time. Voice of an angel.
Me: Louis.
Umi: Bieber Direction!
Me: No, Umi. YOU are the one that came up with that. I never said anything like that.
Umi: Bieber Direction! Has strange dances. Hilarious. Voice on an angel.
Me: Zayn.
Umi: Tanned skin. Black hair. Brown eyes. Quieter than the rest. Voice on an angel.
Me: .......and.....
Umi: I'm not saying it.
Me: YOU HAVE TO, OR WE START ALL OVER!
Umi:..............
Me:...........
Umi: (mumbles) Future son-in-law
Someone, anyone, please save me from this insanity!
ONE DIRECTION lurbxz <3